Here, ladies and gentlemen, on this very blog, is proof that God exists and favors me.
Okay perhaps I'm guilty of hyperbole here. But nevertheless, I am happy to discover this dangerously sugary food.
I can hear the speeches from Jaime now, about being sick and sugar lowering my immune response etc. And I defy my immune system! If you'd deny me these lemur treats, you are not a part of me! If thine lymphocyte offends thee, pluck it out!
(With, I dunno. An electron microscope and syringe? Maybe?)
2 comments:
leapin' lemurs are essential for a healthy immune system! don't believe the other rubbish you've heard about them.
So let me get this straight, Ryan, lemurs secrete this wax and you humans put it in your cereal bowls? That's real good, Ryan, you just keep doing that.
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