Bea Arthur In The Cantina

This clip was described on AV Club as " a hypnotic, nightmarish trainwreck of surreal juxtapositions."

Yeah, that's it. If you ever get a chance to watch the Star Wars Special, make peace with yourself, get a good psychiatrist, and have at it. You'll regret it greatly.

Free Time for the Holidays

I imagine this person has space in his life for silly projects. God love him for it.

The Ultimate Showdown

I enjoyed this way more than I should have.

Star Wars Holiday Special... Live From Hell!

I'm attempting to make it through the rifftrax version of the Star Wars Holiday Special. My LORD, is it difficult! This is a punishingly bad horror of television. An abomination. If Paris Hilton directed the remake of Casablanca, starring the cast of Full House nude, it would be an Oscar worthy effort compared to this dreck.

The awful wookie family... the irritating and unfunny "holonet" that we somehow watch inside the show itself, like some meta-torture... Art Carney. It's just too much.

I'm so glad I didn't see this as an impressionable youngster. It would have forever tainted the joy of Star Wars for me.

I will hold fast to the original trilogy and cast out the evil of all superfluous Star Wars evil.